If You Knew Susie

if you knew Susie, as we know Susie
Oh, oh, oh what a gal
She's not so choosy, no, not our Susie
Oh, oh, Susie is a lot of balusie
When Susie kisses, it never fails
When Susie kisses, she takes the wind
Right out of your sails
In conclusion, beware of Sus-ion
Oh, oh, oh what a gal

S - is for sincerity which she's got none of.
U - is for you know what I mean.
S - is for sincerity which she's got none of.
I - is for the Irish in her smile. her Irish smile.
- is for her eagerness to please us,
That is how she wants her Navy-eee
Put them all together, and they spell Su hu hu hu sie
The sweetheart of all the boys at sea

Oh that Susie, she's a two-sie
She's not choosy, you won't losie
Don't care who she, I mean you-sie
you'll get woosy, after just one day with Susie
When you take her home about ten
Another guy is waiting there to take out Susie out again
So when you choose she, beware of Susie
She's just much for you , and you and me, and the U.S.Navy
Su-Su-Su-Su-Su-Su-Su-Susie