Ring Round

Ring around the rosie
Pocket full of posies
Ashes, ashes we all fall down.

ring, a ring, a ring around my rosie
My little pocket is so fit and so [bad word] cozy
Ring, a ring, a ring around my rosie
All the boys in town say I've the prettiest of posies.

Some blokes say that one hole is more than enough
Then why did God give me two, not including my muff?

If you've got a pretty face
And a pretty [bad word] too
You will find the most prestigious blokes
Are lining up to meet you.

One two three four
It's just like coming in the back door
Five six seven eight
Ah, feels great.

ring, a ring, around my dirty posie
My rear pocket is so fit and so [bad word] cozy
Ring, a ring, a ring around my posie
All the boys in town say I've the tightest of posies.

lot of folks have said this act is just for men
To them I say strap one on, and let us ladies in
What's the point of life if the [bad word] have all the fun?
Just as with my front part, I will make you [bad word] 

Nine ten eleven twelve
Feel so good must be bad for my health
Thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen
Ah, so keen.

ring, a ring, a ring around my rosie
My little pocket is so fit and so [bad word] cozy
Ring, a ring, a ring around my rosie
All the boys in town say I've the prettiest of posies.

Ring
Ring around my rosie
Ring
Ring around my rosie.

Ring around the rosie
Pocket full of posies
Ashes, ashes we all fall down.

Ring around the rosie
Pocket full of posies
Ashes, ashes we all fall down.

ring around my dirty rosie
My pocket's so [bad word] cozy
And my posie, my posie
I'm talking about my [bad word]