The World Should Revolve Around Me (OST "You Again")

I take it in stride, one day at a time
If I ask no questions I'll hear no lies
 [bad word] blessings [bad word] in disguise?
Try that on for size as I vocalize

Ain't nothing gonna get in between me and my flow
Ain't nothing [bad word] between me and my afro
My man just left me, what do ya know?
 [bad word]  easy go

He came out of the blue and went right back into it
Had to forfeit 'cause he couldn't get with it
Called it quits and when he split
He said he didn't have time for my juvenile bull

I've had a lot of failed relationships
I don't get involved because I'm not equipped
I believe that the world should revolve around me!

I don't see the point of a partnership
It won't be long until they start to trip
Yes siree, the whole world should revolve around me!

There's only one me in the galaxy
I am an endangered species
This kind of flower don't grow on Earth
Just lettin' you know for what it's worth

This kind of knowledge can cause a depression
So I bide my time with philosophical questions
Not for nothing, but what came first?
The chicken nugget or the Egg McMuffin?

I got talent and I got wings
I know I'll find another guy who wants to get with it
I'm not convinced that I'm a big fat [bad word] 
One man's pleasure is another man's chore

I've had a lot of failed relationships
I don't get involved because I'm not equipped
I believe that the world should revolve around me!

I don't see the point of a partnership
It won't be long until they start to trip
Yes siree, the whole world should revolve around me!

I know I rock and what I got is hot
And you know I got a lot
'Cause all that trippin' you gotta stop
Before you know it you'll be dropping

I ain't concerned with my biological clock
Since I never grow old, my money's always in stocks
Keep doing the cheep from down the block
I don't need you around, I know I rock!

I've had a lot of failed relationships
I don't get involved because I'm not equipped
I believe that the world should revolve around me!

I don't see the point of a partnership
It won't be long until they start to trip
Yes siree, the whole world should revolve around me!

I've had a lot of failed relationships
I don't get involved because I'm not equipped
I believe that the world should revolve around me!

I don't see the point of a partnership
It won't be long until they start to trip
Yes siree, the whole world should revolve around me!