Porno Daddy

My old man stuffed 17 candles up a poor [bad word] #39;s butt
Well done, dad
He [bad word] for a living, calls it acting
And says it's the best [bad word] job he ever had

Porno Daddy
They call him Porno Daddy
And I am the invisible kid

What about you son?
Do you give a [bad word] 
What about your daughter?
Do you give a [bad word] 
Daddy-o...
This is the last time

They tell me at school, Dad's far beyond cool
Well, his "hip factor" doesn't do [bad word] for me

I am 14 years old, I have seen it all
Just another fat chunk of anxiety

Porno Daddy
They call him Porno Daddy
And I am the invisible kid

What about you son?
Do you give a [bad word] 
What about your daughter?
Do you give a [bad word] 
Daddy-o...
This is the last time

My sister floats around in a pool of sedatives
We never speak about the way Dad lives

What about you son?
Do you give a [bad word] 
What about your daughter?
Do you give a [bad word] 
Daddy-o...
This is the last time