Hail Satan! (ft. Jayne County)

I was nearly drowned by a god [bad word] priest on the day that I was born
 Daddy's little demon from the tip of the womb they try to hide me like kiddie [bad word]  I don't wanna be a cross bearing lemming like Matthew Luke and John
 Wearing virgin white never felt that right 'cause it's the horns that turn me on

 I'm an abomination in this christ-driven nation hell bound and heaven spent
 I'm the worm in eve's apple rotten to the core get off my father [bad word] 10 percent
 I got so drunk on blood of christ his big balls got me seeing double
 I'm not here to start a [bad word] cult I just wanna start some female trouble
Chorus:
 Hail Satan! 
 Hey! 
 Hail Satan! 
 Hey! 
 Hail Satan
 Hey! 
 Hail Satan
 Hey! 
 I burn the good book I'm the baddest witch around
  
 Verse 2:
 I'd rather depend on a sugar daddy than depend on a holy father 
 I'd rather drop dead of dehydration than depend on your holy water
 Stick your fist in my aspetorium you know I use it as an ash tray
 Jim Baker's in the trunk and I'm riding shotgun with Mrs. Anton LaVey

 I got a stiff 666 under my skirt all you got is a burning bush
 Jesus is your grown up Santa Clause and Pat Robertson needs to flush
 Keep your white-hood I look best in red let me be your wicked witch of the West
 You can keep your 700 clubs I'm no damsel in distress

 Chorus:
 Hey! 
 Hail Satan! 
 Hey! 
 Hail Satan! 
 Hey! 
 Hail Satan! 
 Hey! 
 I burn the good book I'm the baddest witch around
 Praise the lord! 

 Bridge:
 God told me to kill you! 
 Revelations 21:8
 The cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, 
 The ually immoral, those who practice the magic arts, 
 And those who worship idols, and all the liars, 
 Their place will be in the fiery lake of burning sulfur.
 This is called the second death. 

 Chorus:
 Hail Satan! 
 Hey! 
 Hail Satan! 
 Hey! 
 Hail Satan
 Hey! 
 Hail Satan
 Hey! 
 I burn the good book I'm the baddest witch around.
 Satan is a biscuit!