[Flim]

[Flim]

        Well, looky what we got here, brother of mine, it's the same in every town 
        Ponies with thirsty throats, dry tongues, and not a drop of cider to be found 
        Maybe they're not aware that there's really no need for this teary despair 

    [Flam]

        That the key that they need to solve this sad cider shortage you and I will share 

    Ponies: [excited chattering] 

    [Flim and Flam]

        Well you've got opportunity 
        In this very community 

    [Flam]

        He's Flim 

    [Flim]

        He's Flam 

    [Flim and Flam]

        We're the world famous Flim Flam brothers 
        Traveling salesponies nonpareil 

    Pinkie Pie: Non-pa what? 

    [Flim]

        Nonpareil, and that's exactly the reason why, you see 
        No pony else in this whole place will give you such a chance to be where you need to be 
        And that's a new world, with tons of cider 
        Fresh squeezed and ready for drinking 

    [Flam]

        More cider than you can drink in all your days of thinking. 

    Rainbow Dash: I doubt that. 

    [Flim and Flam]

        So take this opportunity 

    [Flim, Flam, and Crowd]

        In this very community 

    [Flam]

        He's Flim 

    [Flim]

        He's Flam 

    [Flim and Flam]

        We're the world famous Flim Flam brothers 
        Traveling salesponies nonpareil 

    [Flim]

        I suppose by now you're wondering 'bout our peculiar mode of transport 

    [Flam]

        I say, our mode of locomotion 

    [Flim]

        And I suppose by now you're wondering, where is this promised cider? 

    [Flam]

        Any horse can make a claim and any pony can do the same 

    [Flim]

        But my brother and I have something most unique and superb 
        Unseen at any time in this big new world 

    [Flim and Flam]

        And that's opportunity 

    [Flim]

        Folks, it's the one and only, the biggest and the best 

    [Flam]

        The unbelievable 

    [Flim]

        Unimpeachable 

    [Flam]

        Indispensable 

    [Flim]

        I can't believe-able 

    [Flim and Flam]

        Flim Flam brothers' Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 

    Flam: What d'you say, sister? 

    [Crowd]

        Oh, we got opportunity 
        In this very community 
        Please Flim, please Flam, help us out of this jam 
        With your Flim Flam brothers' Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 

    Flim: Young filly, I would be ever so honored if you might see fit to let my brother and I borrow some of your delicious, and might I add spell-bindingly fragrant apples for our little demonstration here? 

    Applejack: Uh, sure, I guess. 

    [Crowd]

        Opportunity, in our community 

    [Flam]

        Ready Flim? 

    [Flim]

        Ready Flam? 

    [Flim and Flam]

        Let's bing-bang zam! 

    Flim: And show these thirsty ponies a world of delectable cider! 

    [Crowd]

        Cider, cider, cider, cider... [continues until Granny Smith interrupts] 

    Flim: Watch closely my friends! 
    Flam: The fun begins! 
    Flim: Now, here's where the magic happens, right here in this heaving roiling cider press boiling guts of the very machine, those apples plucked fresh are right now as we speak being turned into grade-top-notch five-star blow-your-horseshoes-off one-of-a-kind cider! 
    Flam: Feel free to take a sneak peek! 

    [Granny Smith]

        Now wait, you fellers, hold it! 
        You went and over