Lady Come Down [The Importance of Being Earnest]

(Rupert Everett and Algy, Colin Firth as Jack)

Rupert:   After you dear boy.
Colin:    Oh no after you.
Rupert:   No, no, no, do go first I'm not really good at the high bits. 
          I'm much better low.
Colin:    Oh we'll see... hm hm hmm
Rupert:   1 2. and!

Colin:    The western wind is blowing fair
          Across the dark Aegean Sea
Rupert:   And at the secret marble stair
          My Tyrian galley waits for thee

Together: Come down, the purple sail is spread
          The watchman sleeps within the town
          Oh leave thy lily flowerbed
          Oh lady mine, come down

(Chorus:)
Together: Come down
          Lady come down
          Come down
          Lady come down,
          Oh Lady come down

          She will not come I know her well
          Of lover's vows she hath no care
          And little good a man can tell
          Of one so cruel and so fair

Colin:    True love is but a woman's toy
          They never know their lover's pain
Rupert:   And I who loved as loves a boy
          Must love in vain
Together: Must love in vain

          Come down
          Lady come down
          Come down
          Lady come down

Colin:    I think your high notes may have damaged our chances old boy. 
          You do want them to come down don't you?
Rupert:   Well she is never gonna come down if you're singing like 
          that. You're completely out of tune
Colin:    How dare you
Rupert:   I'll take this bit
Colin:    you leave this to me. You go lie down around
Rupert:   no I'll take this bit
Colin:    out of my way I'm coming through
Rupert:   go easy, my dear fellow
Colin:    COME DOOOOOWWWNNN

          Come down
          Lady come down (Rupert: Jack, you're messing it more) __
          Come down
          Lady come down

Colin:    That wasn't so bad, was it?
          Hmmmmhmhhhhmmmmm
Rupert:   They're not gonna come down.
          D'you think we should go up?
          Maybe we should go up.
Colin:    Algy you're always talking nonsense.
Rupert:   Well it's better than listening to it
Colin:    Lady come down
Rupert:   Doo bee doo bee doo bee doo bee doo