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      The Final Battle. Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD


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      Epic Rap Battles of History


      жанры: rap, comedy, epic, hip hop, humor
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      [EpicLLOYD]
       This is one vid kid that you won’t ever survive.
       I’ll beat you, dislike you then unsubscribe
      
      You’ll be good at rapping someday I promise bro.
       But for now just stike to editing that [bad word] @ss Monday show. 
      
      I’ll slaughter your water color unicorns eat’em for breakfast.
       Then leak to Youtube, your middle name is Alexis. 
      
      I can tell you’re scared just from the body language I’m reading
       You should start leaving – look your hairline’s already retreating 
      
      Nice Peter? Who’s that? 
      
      No one gives two sh^ts! Everyone knows your page is just the place the rap battles live. 
      
      Dude you’re really huge on Youtube. You got a great career.
       But remember you got famous off of my idea. 
      
      [Nice Peter]
       The battles were your idea to start with that’s no lie.
       But I’m the one who had the brains to let a midget play the bad guys. 
      
      Look at you! Or let me just tell you what I see.
       You’re a short little sidekick. I’ll call you mini-me. 
      
      I drew a mustache on your face and you played a mean Hitler.
       Take the mustache away you look like Bette Midler. 
      
      You big tooth chompy face, horse looking prick.
       You and Bill O’Reilly can both suck my d&ck. 
      
      [EpicLLOYD]
       You’re taller than I am but you look up to me.
       The guy who got you your first job in comedy. 
      
      [Nice Peter]
       I wrote your best verses for you let you scream on the chorus.
       You’ve got as much music talent as Chuck f&cking Norris. 
       
      
      [EpicLLOYD]
       You a musician? That’s kinda stretching.
       You wrote eighty seven songs with the same chord progression 
      
      [Nice Peter]
       You look like a thumb. Where’d you even come from?
       It’s like I’m battle rapping a fat version of Gollum. 
      
      [EpicLLOYD]
       I’m gonna knock you right outta your little Superman socks.
       You were nothing before you rode up on KassemG’s jock. 
      
      [Nice Peter] 
       Man, you don’t even have to say that kind of sh&t. F&ck the rap battles and you. I quit!

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