Parody of "Dumb Ways to Die"

Find Amelia Earhart’s fate
golden cake without a sell-by date
See missing socks, of every size and shape
Open a box with a lost Nixon tape

Cool things to find, so many cool things to find
Cool things to find, so many cool things to find

Meet a friend that hugs your face
And a cat in a peculiar place
Learn to love and find your mate
Avoid those who hate and exterminate!

Cool things to find, so many cool things to find
Cool things to find, so many cool things to find

Help a friend that seems a bit encumbered
Play a game with a long awaited number
Detect significant amounts of martian methane
Discover high levels of moisture in soil
Find microbial life beyond Earth for the first time
They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly

(The) coolest things to find
Coolest things to find
Coolest things to find
So many Cool
So many Cool things to find