When I get home, my wife always pretends to be dead

doa o ake tara tsuma ga taore [bad word] 
senaka ni tsuki [bad word] hōchō
yuka wa chimamire
shira nai hito ga mitara kizetsu [bad word] kamo shire nai

boku ga ochi tsui te
"kyō nowa sōji ga taihen sōda"
to warau to
tsuma wa utsubuse no mama manzoku sōni
kukuku to waratteta

ie ni [bad word] to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o [bad word] imasu
asu wa don'na shini kata o [bad word] [bad word] noka
yosō sura deki nai

 [bad word] hi wa atama ni ya ga sasatte tari
gunpuku de jūhō kakae te tari
manbō no [bad word] ga shin deta toki wa
doa shime yōka to omotta

atokatazuke mo kekkō taihen de
yuka no chinori o arattari
ya ga sasatta mama ban gohan [bad word] nowa
kanben [bad word] hoshī

ie ni [bad word] to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o [bad word] imasu
chotto [bad word] to chōshi ni [bad word] kara
 [bad word] dake surū de

kekkon mae wa isogashiku temo
kanojo ni au dake de tanoshikatta
tetsuya de [bad word] ate mo naku tobashi te
umi mini ittari [bad word] noni

kekkon chokugo hajime te buka o mochi
shigoto ga totemo tanoshiku natta
ie de hitori de matsu tsuma no kimochi p
kangae te inakatta

ie ni [bad word] to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o [bad word] nowa
ano koro no futari ni modori tai kara ka
boku niwa wakara nai

ie ni katta boku o [bad word] tsuma no engi [bad word] koto ga
bokura futari no ai no katachi naraba
sore wa sore de ari darō

ie ni [bad word] to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o [bad word] imasu
kyō wa don'na shini kata o [bad word] [bad word] noka
kitai [bad word] [bad word] doa