He's Just A Scientist

(doo dee doo dee doo dee doo) 
(doo dee doo dee doo dee doo) 

He don't play football golf or guitar 
He's never been on Bandstand Sullivan or Parr 
He's just not important cause he ain't a star 

(he's just a scientist) 
He just fools around with bottles and tubes 
(he's just a scientist) 
He's so square he's a cube 
(he's just a scientist) 
Big think glasses 
And he's bald 
(he's just a scientist) 
Ah that's all 

All the games are won by big and brawny half-backs 
And marshals' find russlers by their horses' tracks 
But who's gonna get us to the moon and back 

(he'll be a scientist) 
I think it's inhumane 

> (hey, just a scientist) 
Sendin those poor little monkeys up in that thing 
(yeah, just a scientist) 
I think there otta be a law 
There otta be a law 
(he's just a scientist) 
That's all 

Everybody's flippin over Fabian 
Or Frankie Avalon 
But nobody ever seems to give a flip 
Over Dr. Werner von Braun 

(cause he's just a scientist) 
He's nobody's fool 
(he's just a scientist) 
Workin on that slide rule 
(he's just a scientist) 
He's big and tall 
(he's just a scientist) 
Ah that's all 

Now all that we remember is a Thunder Bird 
That knocked us out and made us go 
But we done forgot about the polio shot 

(cause he's just a scientist) 
That's somethin I've got to get 
(he's just a scientist) 
I ain't got mine yet either 
(he's just a scientist) 
But I guess we can wait till fall 
(he's just a scientist) 
Ah that's all 

(doo dee doo dee doo dee doo) 

He's just a scientist 

(doo dee doo dee doo dee doo) 

He's just a scientist 

(repeat and fade)