Shave, if You Love Me (Remix)

Wax the monkey, shave the bear 
Jungle-creatures won't be fed in here 
trim the hedges, cut the trees 
then you'll know how affection feels 

Shave the monkey, wax the bear 
Such hairy creatures cannot stay in here 
Trim the hedges, and trim the tree 
who is there hiding in the shrubbery?! 

Where there's a hole there is an ace 
I will put a smile on your grumpy face 

Beefcake vegetarian 
We're oiled, refined, and slightly tan 
If we're the heat wave 
then you're the fan 
and now we'll gladly carry out 
the garbage-can 

we're fifty something, well-aged wine 
if you're wooden in your cask that's just fine. 

I'll be your garland queen of Lace 
the Sleeping Beauty in our maze 
oh, fifty something well aged win 
me, the wooden cask, that's fine 

I know you like me to watch you [bad word] 
you're only waiting to be kissed 
you're such a beauty to behold 
here comes a shower and it's made of gold 

I'm a flower, water me 
let's build a castle by the sea! 
You're like the sun-shine, morning breeze 
the sun shines warm on your disease ... - 
such pollen makes the black birds sneeze. 

Who is there sitting on your back? 
There is no need for a sneak attack! 
If you're monastic to my bliss. 
Then I will be faithful ... like syphilis. 

Poor friar dreaming in his cell(s) 
he knows the art of tonsure well. 
and all the songs a blade can sing 
such is the Easter that I bring" 

The bells are chiming in (y)our vaults, 
I am the goddess that unfolds 
iconic beauty, as yet unseen 
if you're only courting 

The Virgin Queen

so: 
Wax the monkey, shave the bear 
jungle-creatures cannot come in here. 
Trim the hedges 
and cut the trees 
then you'll know 
how affection feels.