Stalkin' Your Mom (Ray William Johnson outro)

I hope she's wearing that blue business suit today.
What time is it? six?
Just in time to hide in these bushes

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Yo,I've been stalkin your mom
For like two years straight
I'm way to shy to ask her out on a date
So I just wait
In your neightbours lawn
With my camera ready and my camouflage on
And I know that I'll get plenty pics
Once she leaves for work at exactly seven twenty-six
I follow her on my bike,but its hopeless
I cant keep up with her Ford Focus
So I kidnap the golden retriever
Wanted to return it just to please her
But forgot to feed her
Taking care of a dog is hard
Gave it to her dead said it got hit by a car

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Yo, I dressed up as a pizza delivery guy
Show up at the door and give her a pie
She says: I didn't order none you geek
You can give me free pizza like once a week
Oh,so I disguise my voice with a device
And she don't know what my voice sounds like
So when I call like a telemarketer just to talk to her
She don't think the pizza guy is stalkin her
Sometimes I stay in my bathroom for days
Just looking at the scrapbooks I made
My life size doll is almost there
I just need a couple more strands of hair

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Aw,thanks [bad word] over man,
Its gonna be a fun night
Yeah man no problem man
hey check it out I got the new
World of warcraft weapon pack dawg
Aw, I love world of war..warcraft ( yea yea man )
Hey whats this right here?
That's just my yearbook
Your wha?! dude.. dude.. this is this is my mom
This is my mom in the shower! ( nah nah nah )
dude what eh wha? I'm just

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