We Saw Your Boobs

We saw your [bad word] We saw your [bad word] In the movie that we saw, we saw your [bad word] 

Meryl Streep, we saw your [bad word] in "Silkwood"
Naomi Watts' in "Mulholland Drive"
Angelina Jolie, we saw your [bad word] in "Gia"
They made us feel excited and alive.

Anne Hathaway, we saw your [bad word] in "Brokeback Mountain"
Halle Berry, we saw them in "Monster's Ball"
Nicole Kidman in "Eyes Wide Shut"
Marisa Tomei in "The Wrestler," but
We haven't seen Jennifer Lawrence's [bad word] at all.

We saw your [bad word] We saw your [bad word] In the movie that we saw, we saw your [bad word] 

Kristen Stewart, we saw your [bad word] in "On the Road"
And in "Monster" we saw Charlize Theron's
Helen Hunt, we saw them in "The Sessions"
And Scarlett Johansson, we saw them on our phones.

Jessica Chastain, we saw your [bad word] in "Lawless"
Jodie Foster in "The Accused"
Hilary Swank in "Boys Don't Cry"
Penelope Cruz in "Vanilla Sky."

And Kate Winslet in "Heavenly Creatures" and "Jude"
And "Hamlet" and "Titanic"
And "Iris" and "Little Children"
And "The Reader"
And whatever you're shooting right now.

We saw your [bad word] We saw your [bad word]