Boy Or Girl?

Sharpen up your number two pencils, cause the test is beginning,
You’re entering a game of losers and there is no winning,
Cause people getting nervous, people freak out, people lose control,
And if you don't like it, you can blow it out your blowhole
 
And the girls are losing their minds, and the boys ain’t far behind,
And the girls are losing their minds,
And I hear:
 
"Check in the appropriate box for boy or girl”,
Wondering when it will ever stop and who invented this world
 
Now you see: the unavoidable is hard to avoid,
Wake up in your own drool to find: now your future is destroyed
 
And the girls are losing their minds, and the boys ain’t far behind,
The girls are losing their minds, and everybody’s losing their minds
Ey! Ai!
 
Check in the appropriate box for boy or girl,
Wondering when it will ever stop and who invented this world
 
Stare into the mommy's eye, your future's just around the corner:
‒ Hi, welcome to Big Burger, can I take your order?
 
Check in the appropriate box for boy or girl,
Wondering when it will ever stop and who invented this world
 
Hi, welcome to Big Burger, can I take your order?
Hi, welcome to Big Burger, can I take your order?
Hi, welcome to Big Burger, can I take your order?
 
‒ Hi, welcome to Big Burger, can I take your order?
‒ Yeah, um, give me two big burgers, uh, two spasm shakes, one big brown eye, uh, two full lips &, ah, a small boy. There’ll be it.