Don't Bring Lulu

"Your presence is requested," wrote little Johnny White,
"But with this invitation, there is a stipulation,
When you attend this party, you'll be treated right, but
There's a wild and wooly woman you boys can't invite, now.
You can bring Pearl, she's a darn nice girl, but don't bring Lulu.
You can bring Rose with the turned up nose, but don't bring Lulu.
Lulu always wants to do, what we boys don't want her to,
When she struts her stuff around, London bridge is falling down,
You can bring cake or Porterhouse steak, but don't bring Lulu.
Lulu gets blue and she goes cuckoo like the clock upon the shelf,
She's the kind of smartie who breaks up every party,
Hullabaloo loo, don't bring Lulu, I'll bring her myself.
We all went to the party, a real hi-toned affair,
Then along came Lulu, as wild as any Zulu,
She started into Charleston, and how the boys did stare, but
When she did the hula-hula, then she got the air.
You can bring Nan, with the old dead pan, but don't bring Lulu.
You can bring Tess with her ‘no’ and ‘yes’, but don't bring Lulu.
Lulu has the reddest hair, redder here and redder there,
How can we boys keep our head, bulls go wild when they see red,
You can bring peas and crullers and cheese, but don't bring
Lulu.
Give her two  beers and she tears portieres and she throws cups off the shelf,
When she loves with feeling, the boys all hit the ceiling,
Hullabalooloo, don't bring Lulu,She’ll come here herself