(My) Fallout Filly (With the Atomic Kiss)

(Wind rushing or rocket launching, fades out)

Spoken: Here we are on side two,
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Sung:
Well nobody's likes my baby
‘Cause she shoots out gamma rays
But when I see her fluorescent eyes
I fall into a daze

‘Cause she's my fallout filly
With the atomic kiss, yea-hah!
So we'll hole up together
In a shelter of eternal bliss

Well, I wouldn't say my baby's exactly
Popular with a crowd
‘Cause when she opens her mouth to speak
Out comes a mushroom cloud

But she's my fallout filly
With the atomic kiss, yea-hah!
So we'll hole up together
In a shelter of eternal bliss

Well she sets my Geiger counter heart a-tickin'
When she does the nuclear jive
Radiated women in molecules
Of U 235

But she's my fallout filly
With the atomic kiss, yea-hah!
So we'll hole up together
In a shelter of eternal bliss

Well when she told me that she loved me for the rest of her days
Her words banished all my fears
‘Cause her half-life is 4.67
Times 10 to the 9th power here

Yes, and she's my fallout filly
With the atomic kiss, yea-hah!
So we'll hole up together
In a shelter of eternal bliss

Well, we'll hole up together
In a shelter of eternal bliss
Yes, we'll hole up together
In a shelter of eternal bliss

Chris Cerf [1961]