Jingle Bells (by Karkat)

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW

GET THE [bad word] OUT OF MY WAY

YOU’RE SO [bad word] SLOW

AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH

YOU CAN’T [bad word] SING

I’LL START [bad word] FIGHT

GET OUT MY WAY YOU [bad word] HO

I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT 

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO [bad word] 

GET THE [bad word] OUT OF MY WAY

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO [bad word] 

 [bad word] WHAT DID I SAY
 [bad word] THAT [bad word] CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE

FROM MY [bad word] SLEIGH