The Jerk Song

What in the world was I thinking
When I went and bought you those flowers and candy
I was thinking that every girl wants a nice guy
So much she can trust but I guess I was not right

What is wrong with me
Or do I have to be
jerk so you want me
jerk so we can be

Together happily
And this time always use you
If you ask me nice
Then I'll eat it, obuse you
Freak with me
I'll tell you without and ignore me
Freak with me
I'll tell you I don't want a girlfriend

What is wrong with me
Or do I have to be
jerk so you want me
jerk so we can be

Together happily
And I won't ever call you
And I will cheat on you
Whatever I want to
After that I'll tell you
I'm sorry, forgive me
Then I don't know what
But you want to be with me

What is wrong with you
It's sad but it is true
You're forcing me to play
The same all stupid games
Cause you want what you can't have
So I have to treat you bad
I don't mean to be so mean
But you're forcing me to be

jerk so you want me
jerk so we can be
Together happily
Together happily

Then you leave me and you find a man
I love you so much he'll ask for your hand
Then I'll come along and treat you like your trash
I don't know why but you still want me back

What is wrong with you
It's sad but it is true
You're forcing me to play
The same all stupid games
Cause you want what you can't have
So I have to treat you bad
I don't mean to be so mean
But you're forcing me to be

jerk so you want me
jerk so we can be
Together happily
Together happily

We'll be together happily