Highschool stalker

I’ve been looking for you, baby
Anyway that I can find
And I was searching for your sweet name
Cause you never left my mind
I’ve been on the Altavista
I went twice on the Yahoo
And everywhere I go, there is always a clue, always something about you
that may help me get my hands on you
like

It’s your birthday tomorrow
but you’re not getting anything you know
It’s your birthday tomorrow
but I’m not supposed to know
Not supposed to know

Hacked into the [bad word] 
changed all of your D’s to A’s
Broke into the dentist’s office
Know you never needed braces
Know you moved from another small town
Know you’re never going away
Cause soon, you'll fall in love
The fortune teller said
And I know who will be the one to make your bed

And it’s your birthday tomorrow
but you’re not getting anything you know
It’s your birthday tomorrow
but I’m not supposed to know
Not supposed to know

I've been talking to your best friend
I checked out your high school yearbook
I was driving round your Mum’s house
she makes great coffee, you know
I spoke to your former girlfriend
so now, I know what I’ve got to expect
And yesterday, you passed me by
I swear, you nearly said Hi
I could have died
I swear to God I started crying