The Fuck Shop

"I know a place just down there two streets.
Baby, they'll ask you no questions and give you clean sheets!"

(gong noise)

[Luke]:WELCOME TO THE [bad word] SHO-O-O-OP!

Verse 1:  [Fresh Kid Ice]
There's only one place where we can go
Where the price is right just to [bad word] a ho
It's always popular with the girls and the guys
'Cause for all my money, it's the best buy
Ten dollars, two hours is the time of the stay
It's more than enough time to slay
Each room has a bed and also a sink
So you can wash your [bad word] after [bad word] the pink
But be careful of the things that you use'
Cause you can get arrested for  abuse
So as you hit the door and the panties drop,
Whole lot of suckin' and [bad word]  at the [bad word] Shop!

Verse 2:  [Brother Marquis]
Please come inside, make yourself at home
I want to [bad word]  'cause my [bad word] s on bone
You little [bad word] behind closed doors
You would drink my [bad word] and nothing more
Now spread your wings open for the flight
Let me fill you up with something milky and white
'Cause I'm hopin' to slay you, rough and painful
You innocent [bad word]  don't be shameful
Bring out the ice cubes and the hot water
This is the second half, and not the second quarter
I'll [bad word] you 'till you sleep; you'll sleep like a baby
And in your dreams, you'll say I'm crazy
In the [bad word] Shop!

[Luke] (squeaky voice): YOU'RE IN THE [bad word] SHOP, BABEEEE!I WANNA SEE YOU FREAK!!

Verse 3:  [Luke]
In the [bad word] Shop!  That's where it's at!
In the [bad word] Shop!  The place to splak!
In the [bad word] Shop!  Where all the boys go!
In the [bad word] Shop!  [bad word]  all the hoes!

(gong noise)

[Luke]: THANK YOU FOR [bad word]  AT THE [bad word] SHO-O-O-OP!!