Oh My God I Married A Nigger

I got really [bad word] last night and married a [bad word]  I don’t know what I was thinkin’ and who can figure. Oh my god, I married a [bad word]  oh my god he married a [bad word] 

I can’t handle alcohol at all, I think I’m gonna cut off my balls. Oh my god, I married a [bad word]  oh my god he married a [bad word] 

I woke up this mornin’ and found a chimpanzee layin’ in the bed next to me. Oh my god, I married a [bad word]  oh my god he married a [bad word] 

I can’t afford the bananas to feed my monkey bride. I [bad word] an ape and I lost my southern pride. Oh my god, I married a [bad word]  oh my god he married a [bad word] 

I can’t believe I put my [bad word] into an orangutan. We’re both dead meat cause I’m a member of the Klan. Oh my god, I married a [bad word]  oh my god he married a [bad word] 

I would’ve rather [bad word] my brother in the butt, but instead I married some [bad word] [bad word]  Oh my god, I married a [bad word]  oh my god he married a [bad word] 

 [bad word]  a [bad word] is bestiality, I would have rather [bad word] an afghani. Oh my god, I married a [bad word]  oh my god he married a [bad word] 

What are my parents gonna think, god [bad word] this gorilla sure does stink. Oh my god, I married a [bad word]  oh my god he married a [bad word] 

Oh my god I married an unevolved, spear chuckin’ wool for hair, savage. Primate knuckle draggin’ [bad word] #33; I married somethin’ that I oughta be ownin’… Oh my god he married a [bad word]  Boo hoo!