I BRING YOU GREETINGS FROM ALL DAL EKS

I BRING YOU GREETINGS FROM ALL DAL EKS

I'm gonna spend my Christmas with a Dalek
and hug him underneath the mistletoe
and if he's very nice
I'll feed him sugar spice
and hang a Christmas stocking from his big left toe

And when we both get up on Christmas morning
I'll kiss him on his chromium plated head
and take him in to say hi to Mum
and frighten Daddy out of his bed

Merry Christmas
MER RY CHRIST MAS
Happy Christmas
HAP PY CHRIST MAS
Merry Christmas
MER RY CHRIST MAS
...to you

I WISH TO BE YOUR FRIEND
PLEASE MAY I HAVE SOME MORE PLUM PUD DING AND CUS TARD

I'm gonna spend my Christmas with a Dalek
and if I make him happy, he will stay
He'll go (whoop) and (whirr) and twiddle his eye
and then my little Dalek will say

Merry Christmas
CHRIST MAS TREE
Happy Christmas
MIS TLE TOE
Merry Christmas
MER RY CHRIST MAS
...to you

Merry Christmas
I LOVE YOU
Happy Christmas
YOU LOVE ME
Merry Christmas
MER RY CHRIST MAS
...to you

Merry Christmas
MORE PLUM PUDDING
Happy Christmas
MORE CUS TARD

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