Joxer the Mighty (brothel version)

Joxer the Mighty,
Master of virility, 
Every woman wants him, 
He's so y it's a sin, 
If you want a special tryst,
He's the man you can't resist, 
By every measure he's a prize! 
Joxer: Just check out my shoe size! 
Just check out his shoe size! 
Joxer: A-Ha! 
Joxer...
Joxer the Mighty!

[ lute solo ]

Joxer the Mighty, 
Capain of debauchery 
Never seems to get enough, 
Of our tantalizing stuff 
If you need some company, 
With Joxer there's a guarantee, 
Joxer: Of the highest potency! 
Wench: Heck, I'd even work for free! 
Leah: Take your filthy hands off me!!!
He's Joxer,
Joxer the Mighty!