"We Lie, We Cheat, We Steal" by Los Guerreros

[Chavo] Orale Eddie

[Eddie] Orale Chavito!

[Chavo] Looking good homes

[Eddie] Ahh? You too vato!

[Chavo] Not as good as me baby

[Eddie] Ha, you wish ese! Hey check it out homes

[Eddie] Watch this here man, look at the mamacita walking down the street

[Chavo] Hey baby!

[*both] You wanna ride in our lowrider?

[Chorus: Eddie & Chavo Guerrero]

We've, got, the, la-tin heat, for, the, la-dies, we meet

We lie, we steal, we cheat; when we fight, you get beat!

We've, got, the, la-tin heat, for, the, la-dies, we meet

We lie, we steal, we cheat; when we fight, you get beat!

[Verse One] + (girl)

[C] What's up ladies? It's Chavo and Eddie!

[E] We came to have fun

[C] And we're ready!

[E] To get down with the mamacitas

[C] Yeah, all the foxy señoritas

[E] Come here girl, just take my hand (no!)

[C] Even if you have a man

[E] He can't do the things we can (*gasp*)

[C] Eddie and Chavo RULE this land!

[E] Si mon ese!

[E] We don't ever get caught for nothing (nada?)

[C] Nada! You know why?

[E] Because we lie - check it out homes

[E] We win every game we play (porque? no)

[C] Hey! Cause we cheat all day! (que perdido)

[E] Everything you have, we want it

[*] Yeah, we'll steal it if you flaunt it (no te puedes a tener)

[E] Bring it on, if you think you're bad

[C] It'll be the worst day you ever had

[E] Orale Chavito

[Chorus]

[Verse Two] + (girl)

[C] I'm the to the to the A-V-O

[E] I'm the double D-I-you know

[C] We eat all you wimps like a sandwich

(Tu siempres ? de comer)

[*] Bilingual! (bilingues?)

[E] You can't even speak Spanish!

(*cursing them out*)

[C] New lowrider everyday

[E] Steal a new one, throw the old one away

[C] Just like the girls (*gasp*) find' em and forget 'em

[C] They wanna sit up front

[E] But don't let 'em!

[C] They may be hot {*sizzling*}

[E] But it's not worth it

[E] Put 'em in the back seat

[C] More room

[E] That's perfect

[C] She has a boyfriend

[E] I don't care (papi!)

[E] One look at her, she wants to be here (ooh papi ? me contigo)

[E] We have muchas mamacitas (I want to sit up front)

[*] Eddie and Chavo get all the chicas!

[Chorus] - repeat 2X w/ ad libs

[over Chorus]

[C] Hey baby, let me clear off the seat for you

[E] Orale mami, let's step out our car baby

[E] I'll show you who your papi is

[E] Orale vato, you look like a sissy to me homes

[C] I thought it was just another ugly chick homes

[E] Hey man you coulda confused me too

[Outro]

[C] Hey sissy boy, come here

[E] Yeah man, come here vato

[C] Which one's the mamacita? I couldn't tell

[E] No, neither could I now

[C] Orale vato

[E] Come over here man

[E] We'll show you what a REAL man is like

[*] You wanna ride in our lowrider?

[C] Our lowrider is SO dope

[E] Your [bad word] will drag on the pavement

[C] Ha ha!