Murder Murder

Chorus: Eminem (repeat 4X) 

It's murder she wrote (it's murder she wrote) 
It wasn't nuttin for her to be smoked (for her to be smoked) 

[Eminem] 
Left the keys in the van, with a gat in each hand 
Went up in Eastland and shot a policeman  [bad word] a peace plan, if a citizen bystands 
the [bad word] is in my hands, here's yo' lifespan 
And for what yo' life's worth, this money is twice than 
Grab a couple grand and lamp in Iceland 
See I'm a nice man but money turned me to Satan 
I'm thirsty for this green so bad I'm dehydratin 
Hurry up with the cash [bad word]  I got a ride waitin 
Shot a man twice in the back when he tried skatin 
I want the whole pie, I won't be denied nathan 
Maybe I need my head inside straightened 
Brain contemplatin, clean out the register 
Dip before somebody catches ya 
or gets your description and sketches ya 
The connection was the prime suspect 
But I ain't set to flee the scene of the crime just yet 
Cause I got a daughter to feed 
And $200 ain't enough to water the seed 
The best thing would be for me to leave Taco Bell and hit up Chess King 
And have the lady at the desk bring 
money from the safe in the back, stepped in wavin the Mac 
Cooperate, and we can operate, and save an attack 
This [bad word] tried escapin the jack 
Grabbed her by the throat, it's murder she wrote 
You barely heard a word as she choked 
It wasn't nuttin for her to be smoked 
But I slammed her on her back til her vertebrae broke 
Just then the pigs bust in yellin "Freeze" 
But I'm already wanted for sellin ki's 
And bunch of other felonies from to Z like spellin bees 
So before I dropped to the ground and fell on knees 
I bust shots, they bust back 
Hit be square in the chest, wasn't wearin a vest 
Left the house, pullin out the drive backin out 
Blew the back end out this lady's Jag, started blackin out 
Pulled the Mac-10 out, stuck it in her face 
Shut your yackin mouth, 'fore I blow the brain from out the back ya scalp 
Drug her by her hair, smacked her up 
Thinkin [bad word] it, mug her while you're there, jacked her up 
Stole her car, made a profit 
Grabbed the tape from out the deck and offed it out the window 
Like the girl in "Set It Off" did 
Jetted off kid, stole the whip, now I'm a criminal 
Drove it through somebody's yard, dove into they swimmin pool 
Climbed out and collapsed on the patio 
I made it out alive but I'm injured badly though 
Parents screamin: "Son, go in and call the police 
Tell em there's a crazy man disturbing all of the peace!" 
Tried to stall him at least long enough to let me leap up 
Run in they crib and at least leave with some little cheap stuff 
Actin like they never seen nobody hit a ;ick before 
Smashed the window, grabbed the Nintendo 64 
When they sell out in stores the price triples 
I ran up the block jumpin kids on tricycles 
and collided with an 80-year old lady with groceries 
There goes cheese, eggs, milk and Post Toasties 
Stood up and started to see stars 
Too many siren sounds, it seemed like a thousand police cars 
Barely escaped, must-a been some dumb luck 
Jumped up and climbed the back of a movin dump truck 
But I think somebody seen me maybe 
Plus I lost the [bad word] Nintendo and I musta dropped the Beanie Baby  [bad word] it I give up, I'm surrounded in blue suits 
Came out with a white flag hollerin "TRUCE TRUCE" 
and surrendered my weapon to cops 
Wasn't me! It was the gangster rap and the peppermint Schnapps 

Chorus 

Chorus (repeats again to fade)