Star Wars Disney Princesses

YOU ARE NOW PART OF OUR HAPPY, HAPPY FAMILY 
WITH WONDERFUL BRAVE CHARACTERS AND TERRIFYING VILLAINY 
NOW ALL OF US HERE PRINCESSES HAVE HAPPILY AGREED UPON 
THE WELCOMING OF PRINCESS LEIA ORGANA OF ALDERAAN 

Well, thanks you guys, but I don’t really know how to be a Disney Princess... 

We’ll teach you! 

PRINCESS MUST BE KIND 
PRINCESS MUST BE SWEET 
WITH ELEGANCE REFINED YOU MUST 
REFUSE TO EVER EAT 

YES, WATCH HOW MUCH YOU WEIGH 
THAT WAY YOU WILL STAY 
SMALL IN EVERY WAY 
TILL YOU'RE OLD AND GRAY 

PRINCESS MUST BE GOOD 
SHE MUST KNOW RIGHT FROM WRONG 
SHE DOES THE THINGS SHE SHOULD 
OF COURSE SHE DOES THEM IN SONG 

YES, SINGING IS THE KEY 
DO TAKE IT FROM ME 
MAKE SURE YOU'RE IN KEY 
LET YOUR VOICE BE FREE 

I’VE BEEN ALONE WITH MEN FOR SUCH LONG TIME 
OH, HOW IT'S NICE TO MAKE NEW FRIENDS 

NOW THAT I’M HERE I’M 
RIGHT WHERE I BELONG 
RIGHT HERE PROUD AND STRONG 
AS I SING ALONG 

NOW THAT YOU'VE JOINED US, WE JUST HAVE QUESTION 
HOW DID YOU GET YOUR HAIR LIKE THAT? 

DIBS ON THE WOOKIE 
I LIKE HAIRY MEN! 
THERE SHE GOES AGAIN 
I'M SO GLAD WE'RE FRIENDS 

PRINCESS MUST HAVE CLASS 
PRINCESS HAS GOOD TASTE 
SHE NEVER LETS CHANCE 
TO BE DRAMATIC GO TO WASTE 

SEE, WHEN YOU'RE FEELING BLUE 
SHED TEAR OR TWO 
THAT'S ALL YOU CAN DO 
TILL YOUR PRINCE SAVES YOU 

PRINCESS MUST BE GOOD 
SHE MUST KNOW RIGHT FROM WRONG 
SHE DOES THE THINGS SHE SHOULD OF COURSE 
SHE DOES THEM IN SONG 

SINGING IS THE KEY 
DON’T WE ALL AGREE 
MAKE SURE YOU'RE IN KEY 
LET YOUR VOICE BE FREE 

LIFE AS PRINCESS ISN’T ALWAYS EASY 
CHOOSING WHICH SHOES TO USE IS HARD! 

I KISSED MY BROTHER 
EWW YOU LITTLE HOE 
WHAT?! I DIDN'T KNOW! 
FINE WE'LL LET IT GO 

SOMETIMES PRINCESS GET'S TO BE THE HERO 
SHE GETS TO FIGHT AND SAVE THE DAY 

NOW YOU ARE READY YOU ARE ONE OF US 
SO WELCOME PRINCESS LEIA