Bad Luck to be You (bard)

Oh, it's bad luck to be you.
chosen one of many isn't new
When you think you're full of luck
in the bullock's you'll get struck
Oh, it's bad luck to be you.

It's time to face you're own reality.
There's one thing we can say with certainty.
That it's you that has been chosen
Even though you've been opposin'
I guess you were the only nominee.

Oh, it's bad luck to be you.
The prophecy is never coming true
In a pickle you'll be stuck
Like a chicken you'll cluck
Oh, it's bad luck to be you.

We've come to the end of our tale
We've sung a lot and drank up all the ale.
You are pretty much a fraud
And for that we do applaud.
Even though we all were hoping you would fail.

Oh, it's bad luck to be you.
Don't think for just a second it's not true
When your life has run amuck
You'll see that you're the [bad word] 
Oh, it's bad luck to be
Really bad luck to be
Nobody could disagree.
It's a freaking guarantee.
Oh, it's bad luck to be you.
Diddly doo.