Christmas in Hollywood

Christmas in Hollywood (оригинал Hollywood Undead) Рождество в Голливуде (перевод Катя Чикиндина из Могилева) i
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 It's Christmas in Hollywood, 
 Santa's back up in the hood, 
 So meet me under the mistletoe, 
 Let's [bad word]  
 It's Hanukkah in Inglewood, 
 The dradles spinning in the hood, 
 So meet me by the menorah, 
 Let's get drunk! 

Ho-ho-ho, merry Christmas! 

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Just a little story 
 About last Christmas, 
 About some bad kids 
 Who were full of wishes, 
 We gave some gifts 
 And we gave some lovin', 
 The weird kind of love 
 That you give to your cousin... 

Little Timmy stole from 7-11, 
 So we stopped by his house 
 With a pair of sevens, 
 We drank in his room 
 With some dude named Kevin, 
 But there was still some bad kids 
 Who deserved some presents... 

Zack got caught with a bottle of Jack, 
 So we slipped down his chimney 
 With an 18 pack, 
 He didn't leave cookies 
 But we needed a snack, 
 So we took the beer back 
 And I [bad word] him in the [bad word]  

It's Charlie Scene, 
 Got eggnog in my flask, 
 The holidays are back 
 And all my presents are wrapped... 

-Like, oh my God, is that Saint Nick? 
 -Kids, give me your list 
 Like it's the 25th! 

Been accused of being a bad kid, 
 But I get presents as it is, 
 Mrs. Clause just Myspace'd me, 
 I blew off a date on Christmas eve! 

So I don't give a [bad word] 
 If you're naughty or nice, 
 You might still get a rolly 
 And a gang of ice, 
 So write your list 
 And never have no fear, 
 Have a Hollywood Christmas 
 And an Undead New Year! 

 [bad word] you! 
 -Now watch the language, ho-ho-ho! 

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I'm about to serve it up 
 For for all you boys and girls, 
 Good kids, bad and even Da Kurlzz... 

We were chilling at home 
 And decking the halls, 
 So I checked my phone 
 And Santa had called! 

He said he'd swing by 
 At a quarter to twelve, 
 He said that his jolly [bad word] 
 Needed some help, 
 He said Christmas ain't a gang 
 But a way of life, 
 'If you guide my sleigh, 
 I'll let you [bad word] my wife' 

So we jumped in his sleigh 
 And it started to jingle, 
 Funnier than [bad word]  
 You can ask Chris Kringle, 
 So we all took flight 
 But something was fishy, 
 He asked for road ahead 
 And started to... kiss me!! 

Underneath his suit 
 Was just a bunch of pillows, 
 Instead of bags of presents 
 He had bags of [bad word]  
 I pulled down his beard 
 And it was a monster, 
 It wasn't Saint Nick, 
 It was a [bad word] imposter! 

When we found out, 
 He started to pout, 
 I took my bandanna 
 And I choked him out, 
 I pulled off his beard 
 And I [bad word] his mouth, 
 Hijacked his sleigh 
 And headed down south! 

I had a lot of wild nights 
 But tonight was the craziest, 
 Met a lot of Jeffs 
 But this one was shadiest. 
 When it comes to cheer, 
 That [bad word] s a Grinch, 
 So if you don't like Christmas, 
 [bad word] you, [bad word] ! 

You kids are in big trouble, 
 Oh boy, ho-ho! 

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Woah ohhh, looks like Santa had 
 little to much masdfsgand eggnog... 

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