Hip Hop Junkies/ I gotta funky funky rhyme with a funky style I gotta funky

(Greg Nice)

I gotta funky funky rhyme with a funky style

I gotta funky funky rhyme with a funky funky style

I gotta funky rhyme... wit a funky funky style

I gotta funky rhyme... wit a funky funky style

Pete's rickety rocket was my favorite cartoon

After marriage the honeymoon

I'll be [bad word] gag me with a spoon

Who loves Popeye, Alice the goon

Ladies let your body flow

Send a chill up your spine like an eskimo

Here's a backstage pass to a funky show

Come give me a kiss under the missle toe

Greg Nice, my lifes like a fairy tale

Orca, was a great big whale

I knew a fat girl who broke the scale

You won't tell, I won't tell

Clientele I must excel

Took a little test, I passed then failed

Breaks... HUH, no need to hit'em

Skins, ya got 'em - I wanna get wit 'em!

(Chorus)

Nice & Smooth is funky

Also hip-hop junkies

All we wanna do...

Is Unh Unh and you...

Nice & Smooth is funky

Also hip-hop junkies

All we wanna do...

Is Unh Unh, oh yeah

(Smooth B)

Yo, I gotta funky funky rhyme wit a funky funky style

Funky rhyme wit a funky funky style

Funky funky rhyme wit a funky funky style

I gotta funky rhyme wit a funky funky style

Got outta my about eight

And then I called Greg Nice cause it wasn't too late

To get some skins and come around the block

Cause man, my tip is harder than a rock

He said bet, so I let

Greg Nice call this girl named Annazette

Annazette, the teacher's pet

You sure shes gonna come on this set

He said Smooth don't you fret

My twive is on his way yo, quite as kept

The tall slim, fly kid with dope steps

Yep, coming with a box of hats

Yo Greg Nice is that girl all that

He said Smooth the skins is fat

I don't beg cause cause I'm not at begonia

I dress warm so that I won't catch pneumonia

My rhymes are stronger than ammonia

I'm a diamond, you're a cubic zirconia (repeats & fades away)

(Chorus) x5

Nice & Smooth is funky

Also hip-hop junkies

All we wanna do...

Is Unh Unh and you...