Happiness Is Not A Warm Scalpel (Paul Sorvino & Paris Hilton)

AMBER:
I'VE NEVER BEEN SO SURGICALLY MAIMED!

ROTTI:
AMBER, PLEASE, IT'S NOT THAT BAD.

AMBER:
I'LL BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE STAGE!

ROTTI:
DAUGHTER, PLEASE, IT'S NOT SO BAD.

AMBER:
THIS IS YOUR FAULT!
I ASKED YOU TO HELP ME!

ROTTI:
NOW, AMBER, PLEASE.
I WARNED YOU ABOUT THIS.
HAPPINESS IS NOT WARM SCALPEL.

AMBER:
I DON'T CARE! IT'S NOT FAIR!

ROTTI:
BABY, BABY, BABY, DON'T DO THIS.

AMBER:
I WILL NEVER SING AGAIN!

ROTTI:
I GAVE YOU THE LIFE I WISHED I'HAD.

AMBER:
I LOOK LIKE CRIME SCENE, DAD.

ROTTI:
ALL YOU EVER DO IS TAKE, TAKE, TAKE. ALL I EVER DO IS GIVE.
I SAID NOTHING WHEN YOU CAME TO ME
ASKING, "CAN I BE ASIAN??

AMBER:
THAT SURGERY WAS ONLY $90 GRAND!

ROTTI:
I DID NOT COMPLAIN
WHEN YOU CHANGED YOUR NAME
FROM LARGO TO SWEET.

AMBER:
I NEED STAGE NAME!

ROTTI:
YOU ARE DISGRACE!
YOUR GENES ARE NOT WORTHY OF MINE!