Unhappy Birthday

I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday 
I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday 
'Cause you're evil 
And you lie 
And if you should die 
I may feel slightly sad 
(But I won't cry) 

Loved and lost 
And some may say 
When usually it's Nothing 
Surely you're happy 
It should be this way ? 
I say "No, I'm gonna kill my dog"
And : "May the lines sag, may the lines sag heavy and deep tonight"

I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday 
I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday 
'Cause you're evil 
And you lie 
And if you should die 
I may feel slightly sad 
(But I won't cry) 

Loved and lost 
And some may say 
When usually it's Nothing 
Surely you're happy 
It should be this way? 
I said "No"
And then I shot myself 
So, drink, drink, drink 
And be ill tonight 

From the one you left behind 
Behind