Number One Rival

I'm sick of the smoke and I'm sick of the scene
I'm as thick as a hair and as thin as the scheme
but so what, so what, so what?

I'm sick of the nightmares, I'm sick of the dreams
I'm as thin as a river and as thick as a stream
but so what, so what, so what?

You only listen for your turn to speak
You've got your Jesus and you still feel weak
You strain out gnats, but you swallow camels
You look for the door, but there's no handle

Love is a duel, it's a game of survival
Love is a duel with your number one rival
Love is a duel, it's a game of survival
Love is a duel with your 
number one rival, number one rival, number one rival
number one

She looked so good in that clawfoot tub
She looked so good she almost fell in love
She tempted me, out on the roof
She knew she did but she needed, she needed, 
She wanted proof

Love is a duel, it's a game of survival
Love is a duel with your number one rival
Love is a duel, it's a game of survival
Love is a duel with your
number one rival, number one rival, number one rival
number one.