Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer (Dean Martin)

Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer
had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw him,
you would even say it glows.

All of the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let [bad word] join in any reindeer games.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say: [bad word] with your nose so bright,
won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"

Then all the reindeer loved him
as they shouted out with [bad word] the red-nosed reindeer,
you'll go down in history!