ow everybody gather 'round and listen if you would

ow everybody gather 'round and listen if you would
When I tell you every person needs a way of feeling good
Every kitty needs a ball of string and every dog a stick
But all you need is a bag of weed to really get a kick
One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight
Bag of Weed, Bag of Weed
Oh, Everything is better with Bag of Weed
It's the only hope that you'll ever need
Cuz' Everything is better with Bag of Weed
When Texas people want to feel good,
They go assault a queer.
When stupid people need a thrill,
They rent The Rocketeer.
When Michael Jackson needs a rush,
He humps a guy like me.
(Right!)
But all we need is a bag of weed,
To keep us worry free.
One, Two, Three, HO!
Bag of Weed, Bag of Weed
Oh, everything is better with Bag of Weed
Oh, you don't need meth and you don't need speed
Cuz' Everything is better with Bag of Weed
As Mr. H.L. Mencken said, "The common man's a fool."
And just like Helen Keller said, "Doof stoo gee nay foo tool."
But try and use your heads and don't buy into all the fear.
'Cuz all we need is a bag of weed
To make us wanna cheer!
And One, Two!
Bag of Weed, Bag of Weed
Oh, everything is better with Bag of Weed
You can try and fight but we're all agreed
Because everything is better with Bag of Weed
Bag of Weed, Bag of Weed
Oh, everything is better with Bag of Weed
You're a happy guy when you plant the seed
Because everything is better with Bag...
Of...
Weed!
Oh ev'rything is better with a bag of weed!!