Monsters Under My Bed

It wasn't your fault.

I don't get mad at people when it's not their fault.

I only get aggravated with ignorant people and thieves.

I don't do that.

Only time I ever did that is when I had friends.

I would just go out and do something like that.

Oh, Hi, my name is Connie.

Want to be my friend?

I don't think so.

There is nothing in the world funny about that.

Me and my great ideas.

Well, Connie,

I thought you'd like to see it for a little while.

You're out of your upper level mind.

Why would I want to go to Chicago?

I don't know a [bad word] person here.

Yeah, well do I look like I'm having fun?

You witch.

You just think it's funny.