You want funky? We got funky!

You want funky? We got funky!

Who's got funky? We got funky! You said funky

Violent & funky!

Violent & funky (4x)

Sticks and stones may break some bones but a .357

gonna blow your [bad word] head off

You take the pen and I'll take the sword, you can write

some [bad word] till I cut your [bad word]  head off
 [bad word] 

You want funky? We got funky! What kind of funky?

Violent funky!

Violent & funky (4x)

Do unto others as you would do unto yourself

'course for me thats [bad word] easy 'cause I hate myself

penny saved is a penny earned, but a stolen case of

beer gets you a [bad word] of a lot [bad word] 
Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy wealthy

and boring

It ain't over till the fat lady sings and the big [bad word] is

choking on a chunk of salami
 [bad word] 
You know it's snapped lika Mutha, you know we're 

snappin' lika Mutha
 [bad word] 
You know we're snappin' lika Mutha