Neil Patrick Harris, Felicia Day & Nathan Fillion - A Man's Gotta Do

DR HORRIBLE
man's gotta do
What a man's gotta do.
Don't plan the plan
If you can't follow through.

All that matters, taking matters,
Into your own hands.
Soon I'll control everything.
My wish is your command.

CAPTAIN HAMMER
Stand back everyone,
Nothing here to see.

Just imminent danger,
In the middle of it: me!
Yes, Captain Hammer's here,
Hair blowing in the breeze.
The day needs my saving expertise.

man's gotta do
What a man's gotta do.
Seems destiny ends with me
Saving you.

The only doom that's looming
Is you loving me to death.
I'll give you a sec
To catch your breath.

DR HORRIBLE
[- You idiot!]
CAPTAIN HAMMER
[- Dr. Horrible! I should have known that you were behind this.]
DR HORRIBLE
[- You almost killed her.]
CAPTAIN HAMMER
[- I remember it differently.]
DR HORRIBLE
[- Is she?]
CAPTAIN HAMMER
[- It's curtains for you Dr. Horrible. Lacy, gently wafting curtains.]

PENNY
Thank you, Hammer Man,
I don't think I can
Explain how important it was
That you stopped the van.

I would be splattered.
I'd be crushed under debris.
Thank you sir for saving me.

CAPTAIN HAMMER
[Don't worry about it,]

man's gotta do
What a man's gotta do.

PENNY
You came from above.

DR HORRIBLE
[Are you kidding?]

CAPTAIN HAMMER
Seems destiny еnds with me
Saving you.

DR HORRIBLE
[What heist were you watching?]

PENNY
I wonder what you're captain like.

DR HORRIBLE
[Stop looking at her like that!]

CAPTAIN HAMMER
When you're the best
You can't rest,
What's the use?

DR HORRIBLE
[Did you notice that he threw you in the garbage?]

PENNY
My heart is beating like a drum.

CAPTAIN HAMMER
His [bad word] needs kicking,
Some ticking bomb to defuse.

DR HORRIBLE
I stopped the van.
The remote control was in my hand!

PENNY
I must be in shock.

CAPTAIN HAMMER
The only doom that's looming
Is you loving me to death.

PENNY
Assuming I'm not loving you to death.

DR HORRIBLE
[What...ever]

CAPTAIN HAMMER and PENNY
So please give me a sec,
To catch my breath.

DR HORRIBLE
[Balls]