At the Butcher’s

Butcher: What can I get for you? 

Gina: I’d like a pound of ground beef, please. 

Butcher: Would you like the regular or the extra lean? The extra lean is a dollar more per pound. 

Gina: I’ll take the regular. Could you also throw in two thick pork chops and two chicken [bad word]  

Butcher: I’m sorry, but we’re out of chicken [bad word] right now, but we have some thighs. 

Gina: Hmm...In that case, I’ll just take some ham. I’d like that thinly sliced. 

Butcher: Okay, is there anything else? 

Gina: Yes, I’d like some other cold cuts, but I’m not sure which ones. Why don’t you give me half a pound of salami and a pound of bologna? 

Butcher: No problem. Will that be all? 

Gina: No, I’d like two steaks. Do you have any that are very, very tender? The ones I bought last week were really tough. 

Butcher: We have T-bone, rib eye, and sirloin steaks. The rib eye is probably the most tender. 

Gina: I’ll take two of those. 

Butcher: Okay, anything else? 

Gina: No, I think that’s all...for now.