Q

Are you a wizard?
Are you a god?
Are you here just to [bad word] off Picard?
Oh, what do you care?
Are you surprised?
No one likes you here on the Enterprise

Why do you do
What you do
When you do?
That voodoo that you do 
That you for you
Q

Your bitter life
So cold and hard
You’re only glad when you [bad word] off Picard
So get out of here
Or I’m gonna spew
You are something that I just can’t construe

Why do you do
What you do
When you do?
Oh, please get a clue 
And just say adieu
Q

Oh, why are you here and what will you do?
Now that we know that your lies just aren’t true
Oh, you do the math
One and three don’t make two
If this ship has a lawyer, then I’m gonna sue

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