Poi Poi Poi♪

Oishii yasui ryouri de
minna yorokonde hoshii yo
Xiǎo lóng bāo, Lǔ ròu fàn
Chòu dòu fu, Tapioka-miruku-thii
Genzairyou wakatteru kedo
iitakunai mono wa himitsu ne
Minna totemo shinsetsu da yo
Sukuutaa notte dekakeyo

Lóng shān sì, kami-sama ni kiku yo
Akai tsuki no Shēn pèi nagete hikou omikuji

Moshimo warui kekka detemo
zenbu wasurete poipoipoi♪
Demo okurimono kodawaru ne (Tokei wa dame yo)
Engi totemo daiji dakara
 [bad word] na kotoba poipoipoi♪
Kigurou [bad word] mae muite ne 
Ikou yo!

Ippai engi katuide
tateta biru Tái běi Yī líng yī
Engi ii suuji no "hachi"
ooku toriireteru yo
Jiǔ fèn, Mao kŏng, Xī mén dìng
Ii toko madamada aru yo
Gaido ga tokidoki sankou ni
naranai kedo [bad word] ne

Xiě Zhēn Guǎn Meiku kirei ni
Chaina-doresu kitara issho ni Poozu kimeyou ne

Moshimo jishin nai toki demo
fuan na kimochi poipoipoi♪
Hora kawaiku henshin da yo (kirakira da ne)
Kyou no wasuretai yana koto
zenbu [bad word] poipoipoi♪
Onsen [bad word] ne Tsukarou yo!

"Ironna tokoro ni onsen hyakkasho ijou aru zo♪ 
Okiniiri mitsukaruto ii ne"

Ume wa chiisai hana dakedo
itsuka oishii mi ni naru
Minna ni egao kureru yo
Engi totemo daiji dakara
 [bad word] na koto wa poipoipoi♪
Itsumo tanoshiku mae muite ne 
Ikou yo!

China: "Aiyaa! Taiwan nani yatteru aru ka?"
Taiwan: "Are sense? Mata puranpuran ni narini kitan desuka?"
China: "'Nnawake nee aru! Ano toki wa hidee me ni atta aru..."
Taiwan: "A, sense, [bad word] issho ni utaitai desuka? Issho ni utatte agetemo ii yo"
China: "Honto aru ka?! Ureshii aru..."
Taiwan: "Sore ja sense iku yo. Seeno...raairairai♪"
China: "Moshimo waru... Atte nee aru!"
Taiwan: "A, sense machigaeta yo. Gomen ne~"