The REAL Eggman

*buzz*

May i have your attention slaves!
I will have your attention slaves!
Will the Real Eggman please stand up?
I repeat!
Will the REAL Eggman please stand up?
*thud* I can't!

You all seem like you never seen a round guy before
Stomach all over the floor
Like somebody who ate through a billion coors
I've been eating hours before the first rest and que
And now I planned a rap for you to in bore

*rooster sound*

I weigh so many pounds, its true, im not kidding!
I don't go to work, my robots do my bidding
Sonic says No wait!...Sonic says, He's still alive! GAH!
I probebly got a couple screws in my bots loose
But its nothing worse than whats going on in Rouge's Bedroom

*Moan*

Sometimes I just wanna go to the Death Egg and Destroy
But I cant! Cause I need those Chaos Emeralds!
Sonic Smash's like this, Sonic Smash's like that.
And he somehow manages to stomp on my decks.
And thats why my plans are all [bad word] 
If I dont get those emeralds Ill show you my Jab

Ofcourse your gonna stop me at that fast pase
By the time you reach my base
Ill be out of that place
And when you defete me, please dont start to celabrate
For Ill return once again in a later date

I like to stay buff, man, cause you cant kill me
Anything you try will just bounce right off of me
My Big Tubby face goes on TV
To announce you wont survive any of the Debry

And there's several of them who just like me
Who Dress like me
Sit, Command, and Depress like me
Moustache like me
And a big piece of lard like me
And might just be a evil villian, but not quiet me!

Im Eggman! Yes the Real Eggman
And you other robot's arn't as-FAT AS I AM!
So won't the real eggman please stand up?
Please stand up?
PLEASE STAND UP!
Im Eggman! Yes the Real Eggman
And you other robot's arn't as-FAT AS I AM!
So won't the real eggman please stand up?
Can't Stand up?
CAN'T STAND UP!?!?