...Calling all americans of above-average intelligence...College graduates,

...Calling all americans of above-average intelligence...College graduates, apply today...

Come decimate dictatorships and over throw regimes in extoic far-off places,the vacation of your dreams.You'll assemble puppet governments and play the hand of God. We're an equal-opportunity crime fighting squad

-CHORUS-

Citizen C.I.Citizen C.I.
Now I've trained an army for my kids to fight one day. We'll teach them all our secrets and then we'll walk away. We're knee deep in guerillas, yeah the party never stops.
United States of America undercover cop!

-CHORUS-

Five weeks paid vacation and a 401K

-CHORUS-

They said I'd be workin' with Sydney, man this sucks!