Every Love Colored Master Spark remix ever made

Y'all
Should know me by now,
But if you do not,
My name's Marisa Kirisame!

Flyin' 'round, on my broom.
Kicking asses of various youkai.
Then I go, to my ho's,
Doing [bad word] only seen in hentai!
You will shoot, and I'll move,
And all your danmaku will pass by,
While I go kick your incident-causing [bad word] dead!

Solving all incidents,
With my [bad word]  Reimu.
And when I get the good end,
I get happy ending, too!

 [bad word]  I'm the [bad word] Marisa!
with my magical black-white [bad word] #33;
All of the self-aware beings in Gensokyo for me have the hots,
I'm the [bad word] Marisa!
Y'all [bad word] best pray to Allah!
'Cause when I pull out my Mini-Hakkero, I don't fire warning shots.
Now suck on my Master Spark!

Well,
I'll [bad word] Patchouli,
Then I'll [bad word] Alice,
Then I'll [bad word] Flandre,
Then I'll [bad word] Kourin,
Then I'll [bad word] Raymoo,
Then I'll [bad word] everyone else,
In all Gensokyo,
'Cause they're all my [bad word] #33;

I'm the [bad word] Marisa!
Yeah, the most badass witch you've ever saw!
I've been the coolest Touhou character since when I was a redhead
I'm the [bad word] Marisa!
Genuine gangsta [bad word] ghetto [bad word] #33;
And while you're covered all over with bullet wounds, you gon' give me head!
I'm the [bad word] Marisa!
Yeah, [bad word]  I'm the [bad word] Marisa!
When Reimu's too weak to solve incidents and Sakuya [bad word] in bed,
I'm the [bad word] Marisa!
Rock over St. Lou, rock on Osaka!
In case you're too [bad word] retarded to remember what I just said,
I'm the [bad word] Marisa!

Yes,
I'm the best PC,
Better than Reimu,
Sakuya, Youmu,
and Sanae.

Magic books, rare items,
Anything that physics may warrant,
It ain't yours, anymore,
I'm "borrowing" your [bad word] like BitTorrent.
Fly on home, eat a shroom,
Tripping balls like I'm somewhere foreign,
'Till [bad word] to leaving a trail of mayhem.

Whenever I use my,
Penetration-type love sign.
You'll take on my lasers,
That butt you in from behind!

You like it 'cause I'm the [bad word] Marisa!
I'll [bad word] you straight-up 'till your [bad word] is raw!
I'm taking down the born strongest with discipline 'cause that's how I roll.
I'm the [bad word] Marisa! [bad word] women to pull of their bras!
Unleashing my annihilation of love into your virgin [bad word] 
MASUTA SUPAAKU!!!!