Queen of the Lot

Aren't you sweet? 
I love you too 
Anything you need 
Just do what you do 
There's no one like you 
Far between 
And oh so few 

Say that you'll stay 
Several hours 
Several days 
You light up a room 
And when you leave 
It's always too soon 

Why not have it all? 
You've every right to take what's not tied down 
You've earned your spot 
As queen of the lot 
So take the cake 
And choke your winnings down 
Before I steal your crown 

You should open a zoo 
Charge us a dollar to come gaze at you 
Your tricks are peek-a-boo 
You'd have them lined up two-by-two 

I pledge allegiance to 
The wrench to each and everyone's [bad word] 
Take a walk in my shoes 
And tell the whole world how you feel 'bout you 

Why not have it all? 
You've every right to take what's not tied down 
You've earned your spot 
As queen of the lot 
So take the cake 
And choke your winnings down 
So choke your winnings down 
You'd better choke your winnings down 
Before I steal your crown