Cho— Ha? Nani yo, kore? Dou natte n no yo?!

Cho— Ha? Nani yo, kore? Dou natte n no yo?!

Kirisame Mahouten no sugu tonari ni 
"Murasaki Moyashi" no na de onajimi 
SUPEISU wa onaji no to 
Futatsu naka-yoku narande ii fun'iki

Kataya INISHARU tottara M to 
Chikai mirai KORABO chigau kankei 
KATAROGU marume nigirishime
Nante koto nai kedo, ki ni nachatte!

Chotto hito-koto (Itte yannakya ne!) 
Kyou wa kattsuri (Itte yannakya ne!)
Sekkaku dakara (Itte yannakya ne!)

Chotto anta nanka sono TEEBURUKUROSU 
Bimyou ni [bad word] suu-SENCHIMEETORU 
Kimatteru IBENTO no tenji SUPEISU
Chanto mamoranai to yoku naku nai desu??

Nn? Haa, kore wa [bad word]  Ki o tsukema~su

Nn~ Nanka jimi na hannou
Shakuzen to shinai FUROU ni shouka-furyou

Chotto, anta! Sono buzen to [bad word] taido 
Tanoshii IBENTO sugosu tame o-tagai 
Onaji sankasha-mesen no ADOBAISU
Mou chotto sono ten daiji ni sare nasai

Ano~ watashi-tachi konkai gattai-moushikomi nande 
Sou yuu no wa chan to hanashi tsuite run desu 
Nanno tsumori ka wakannai n desu kedo
Ammari tekitou na koto iwanaide moraeru kashira

Na, nan desu tte~?
YO!

Chotto dou na no, sou yuu no??

Kocchi no serifu! Dou na no, sou yuu no??

Nee?

Watashi sore mada kiitenai no

Watashi sonna no zenzen kyoumi-nai no

Chotto hito-koto (Itte yannakya ne!) 
Kyou wa kattsuri (Itte yannakya ne!)
Sekkaku dakara (Itte yannakya ne!)

Iya~ Warui warui! Ima modotta ze... 
Tte nani, kono kuuki! Momegoto no fun'iki?
Nanka idobata-kaigi ga michi no ryouiki

Chotto anta, nani yatten no yo,
Gattai de moushikomu nante kiitenai wa yo

E, nani sore? Iwanai to mazukatta kanji?

KORABO suru nara omae no SAAKURU to tte 
Nanka kanari mae ni yuute haru yo tte 
Nande itsu-no-ma-ni-ka soko no masa ni
Hikikomoru ko tte tei no SAAKURU to issho ni yatte ru no?

Iyaa, sore wa...

Hijooo ni ikan na koto wo are ya kore ya narabe-tatete
Aa da kou da osshatte iru moyou desu ga, watashi koko ni
Betsu ni toku ni omo ni nani mo sezu ni hon wo yomi ni fura tto kite te
Jitsu ni muri ni monku tare ni hen na fuu ni karande
Kanari [bad word] Maji ni uzai Kizu wa [bad word] Yabai, kowai, kowai
Sonna fuu ni PURESU gimi ni hito no SAAKURU ni meiwaku wo kake ni kite te
Jikaku tte nai no desu ka?? Nee.

A, aa...

Nn~...

Chotto, dou na no, sou yuu no??

Kocchi no serifu. Dou na no, sou yuu no??

Nee~

Watashi sore kiki-zute nannai no

Iya, watashi mou damatte rannai no

Chotto hitokoto (Itte yannakya ne!)
Kyou wa tokoton (Itte yannakya ne!)
Kono-sai dakara (Itte yannakya ne!)

Oi-oi, yameyou ze!
Kenka yokunai yo, maji saitei
Mahou-JANRU doushi RISUPEKUTO daiji da ze
Mitome-ai de KURIEITIBU no kanji taiken
Tekitai [bad word] tte ii koto wa amari nai ze
Hoora, ii koto itta!
Say Ho!
Say Ho!
Yare yo..

Damatte. Kitte ireba, anata mottomo-rashii koto wo itta you de
Soko ni aru sono KOPII-shi no naiyou no hambun wa
Watashi no GURIMOWAARU kara no mudan-tensai desho, sakki yonda keredo?

E, barechatta?

Nani sore! Anta, sonna koto yatte n no?
Dakara pakuri-SAAKURU tte iwareru no wakannai no?

Kore wa chotto karita dake da ze~!

DA KA RA! Sou yuu koto ja nai tte itte n no! Mou~!

Ee tto...

Chotto, dou na no, sou yuu no??

Kanari doukan, dou na no, sou yuu no??

Nee~

Watashi sore kiki-zute nannai no

Iya, watashi mou damatte rannai no

Chotto hito-koto (Itte yannakya ne!) 
Kyou wa kattsuri(Itte yannakya ne!) 
Sekkaku dakara (Itte yannakya ne!)
Watashi no kuchi kara itte yannakya

Chotto hitokoto (Itte yannakya ne!) 
Kyou wa tokoton (Itte yannakya ne!) 
Kono-sai dakara (Itte yannakya ne!)
Watashi no kuchi kara itte yannakya!

A~ ara-ara, ara-ra-ra-ra-ra
A, ara