First verse, uh, I'm on 'til I'm on a island

First verse, uh, I'm on 'til I'm on a island 
My life's ridin' on the Autobahn on autopilot 
Before I touch dirt, I'll kill you all wit' kindness 
I kill ya, my natural persona's much worse 
You've been warned if you've been born or if you can form 
Slap up a cop and then snatch 'im out of his uniform 
Leave him wit' his socks, hard bottoms and bloomers on 
And hang him by his balls from the horn of a unicorn 
Y'all niggas' intellect mad slow, y'all [bad word] know 
Claimin' you bangin', you flamin' 
Bet you could light your own cigarette witcha [bad word] 
Me and Shady deaded the past, so that basically resurrected my cashflow 
I might rap tight as the snatch of a fat [bad word] 
Though I ain't wrapped tight 
My blood type's the '80s! 
My '90s was like the Navy, you was like the Bradys 
You still fly kites daily! 

Eminem 

Catch me in my Mercedes 
Bumpin' "Ice, Ice Baby," screamin' Shady 'til I die 
Like a half a pair of dice, life's crazy 
So I live it to the fullest 'til I'm Swayze 
And you only live it once, so I'm thinkin' 'bout this nice, nice lady 
Wait, no, stop me now 'fore I get on a roll  [bad word]  
Let me tell you what this pretty little dame's name is, 'cause she's kinda famous 
And I hope that I don't sound too heinous when I say this 
Nicki Minaj, but I wanna stick (My [bad word] in your [bad word] ) 
You morons think that I'm a genius 
Really I belong inside a dang insane asylum, cleanin', try them trailer parks 
Crazy, I am back, and I am razor-sharp, baby 
And that's back wit' a capital wit' an exclamation mark 
Maybe you should listen when I flip the linguistics 
'Cause I'm'onna rip this mystical slick [bad word] 
You don't wanna become another victim or statistic of this [bad word] 
'Cause after I spit the bullets, I'ma treat these shell casings like a soccer ball 
I'ma kick the ballistics! So get this [bad word]  I'ma live this 

(Hook) 

I'm livin' life in the fast lane 
Movin' at the speed of life and I can't slow down 
Only got a gallon in the gas tank 
But I'm almost at the finish line, so I can't stop now 

I don't really know where I'm headed, just enjoyin' the ride 
Just gon' roll 'til I drop and ride 'til I die 
I'm livin' life in the fast lane (Pedal to the metal) 
I'm livin' life in the fast lane (Pedal to the metal) 

Royce 

Yeah 
My whole goal as a poet's to be relaxed in orbit 
At war wit' a bottle, this Captain Morgan attacks my organs (C'mon) 
My slow flow is euphoric, it's like I rap endorphins (Woo!) 

I made a pact with the Devil that says "I'll let you take me 
You let me take this shovel, dig up the corspes, Jack Kevorkian" (C'mon) 
Go 'back and forth in more beef that you can pack a fork in 
I'm livin' the life of the infinite enemy down 
My tenement, too many now, to send my serenity powers 
Spin 'em around, enterin' in the vicinity 

Eminem 

Now 
Was called Eminem, but he threw away the candy and ate the rapper 
Chewed him up (Pt!) and spitted him out 
Girl, giddy-up, now get, get down 
He's lookin' around this club and it looks like people are havin' a [bad word] fit now 
Here, little t-t-trailer trash, take a look who's back in t-t-town 
Did I s-st-stutter, [bad word]  [bad word] them all 
He's just a whole [bad word]  Walmart d-d-down every time he comes a-r-r-round 
And he came to the club tonight wit' 5'9? to hold this [bad word] down 
Like a [bad word]  chick underwater, he's tryna d-dr-drown 
Shawty, when you dance, you got me captivated 
Just by the way that you keep lickin' 'em [bad word] like her lips I'