Talk Like Sex

Can't ya diggit, Honey?
Rated [bad word] 
For the ladies, one hundred and ninety-five pounds of beef,
chinky eyes, curly hair and gold teeth,
Swingin' with this here stud, you need practice,
i'm leaving floods of blood on your mattress,
I'll leave you holdin' your swollen backside and rollin',
fillin' all three holes just like bowlin',
Don't ask me what the price is,
but it's more than your battery-operated devices,
And [bad word] fully equipped,
with a temperature adjustment to heat up the tip,
For demonstrations, watch me slam her,
you'll notice the sound of steady poundin',
Like a jackhammer once on it, ya can't cop out,
i'm poundin' ya down until your eyeballs pop out,
I'm not your ordinary player,
because you'll leave in a wheelchair, dear, after I lay ya,
Get a grip on your headboard and hold on to it,
or get sent right through it,
Bite your nipples when I lick 'em,
not gentle when I stick 'em, huh,
I'll leave 'em lookin' like a rape victim,
any girl who steps to it,
Ends up gettin' their stomach pumped like Rod Stewart,
i do a [bad word] good job,
That's why -
Chicks are on my [bad word] like a human shish kebab
Only nineteen and over permitted,
no matter how much young girls wanna be with it,
You ain't ready for the bed,
you still got a [bad word] like Isaac Hayes' head, [bad word] back in five years,
when ya grow some hairs and when ya started drinkin' beers,
I'm hittin' hookaz by the dozen,
makin' ya wetter 'cause I [bad word] better than your husband,
Givin' ya girl back spasms,
cause Rap has 'em [bad word] after [bad word] 
Change the sheets? Ya must be kiddin',
ya gotta change the whole box spring,
I ain't [bad word] #39;, you get hit with hysteria,
cause I'ma bury a big one inside your private area,
All [bad word] is in your tush,
when Kool G. Rap push pushes inside this bush,
Anotha homegirl flinches,
but I got inches for all you lil' wenches,
The letter is better when [bad word] to the letter X,
An' I'ma talk like 
Rated [bad word] 
Can't ya diggit, Honey?
Rated [bad word] 
Some say that I'm nasty plus,
hookaz are mad because they can't outlast me,
Girl, you ain't too small,
cause I turn your crystal to one size fits all,
So if you're still confused when I'm screwin',
let me explain to you exactly what I'm doin',
Exploring your body like a biologist,
inventin' new ways just like a scientist,
Taggin' my name on your buns just like a printist,
while I'm hurtin' your [bad word] just like a dentist,
You're so wild I feel like I'm a zoologist,
stretchin' your [bad word] more than a gynecologist,
I'm gonna twist your [bad word] to death, miss,
and when you [bad word]  you'll see more stars than an astrologist,
Rap is hot blooded, freakin' horny,
far from [bad word] and jump on me,
I'm not small and all, I won't break down a stall,
i drive the [bad word] up the wall,
Nuts and everything are well in shape,
the only thing missin' on my [bad word] is a cape,
Let's get togetha, honey, ya never know what's next,
and I'ma talk like ,
Rated [bad word] 
Can't ya diggit, Honey?
Rated [bad word] 
Big girls try to squash me,
but I think with my [bad word]  honey, [bad word] and brainwash me,
Hit the sack cause I ain't jokin',
cause when I start pumpin' [bad word] up, I leave it smokin',
So ya betta hold on tight all right,
cause my [bad word] is a brown stick of dynamite,
stick, a trick, and it kills her,
i'm probably related to Long Dong Silver,
But it gets gooder and gooder,
every time I grab a hooka and I put her on my frankfurter,
Kiss your [bad word] to your navel and then I skip,
cause the only thing I'm lickin' is your [bad word] with a whip,
And it's a real freaky scene