It'll Probably Kill Us All

Well i love liquor and i love little ladies
They both been the ruin to me
They just ain't nothing nicer then a cold budwiser
And woman in some wore out jeans
Well i've been thinking about my women and my drinkin
Nothing makes me feel more fine
Then getting drunk and laid by a cute barmaid
In the parking lot at closing time

There's nothing like a can of beer
In my hand to make me feel 10 feet tall
And there's nothing like a muffin
On a good lookin woman when we're both full of alcohol
Pretty babydoll i like laughin and singin and smokin and drinkin
Women and havin a ball
But if it's better then cold beer and hot [bad word] It'll Probably Kill Us All