Mama Take Me Home

- Yeehehee!

- Hey Thomas, come over here!

- What for? I'm working!

- You better check this girl out here

- Yeah, yeah, yeah...

- I wish I wasn’t picking trash right now

- Well, you are

- Man, I'd give anything for just five minutes...

You were on the sidewalk picking trash,

When you saw me lying in the grass

Showing of the goods for all to see - Yeah!

You said

Pretty lady, give yourself to me

You can be the bird if I can be the bee

Lord, I wanna take you home

You said

Pretty woman, your [bad word] fine

I wanna make you mine,

body like a cokebottle!

smile like a light of the sky

Perfect lips and perfect eyes

perky [bad word] to match my thighs

You said mama, won't you take me home

One smile,

Shines brighter than a star in the night

One look,

And I'm guessing you’re tighter than tight

One love,

Is all I'm longing for so mama won't you take me home

We can have a little kiss, right now

Just to see how it feels, my love

So mama, won't you take me home

I'm a woman, I've got it going on

You don't know but girl you're the bomb

I can cook real nice 'cause I'm the queen of the hill

I dress real nice, my hear looks great

I'm the kind of woman that you like to impregnate

You said mama, won't you take me home

One smile,

Shines brighter than a star in the night

One look,

And I'm guessing you're tighter than tight

One love,

Is all I’m longing for so mama won't you take me home

We can have a little kiss, right now

Just to see how it feels, my love

So mama, won't you take me home

So mama won't you take me home

( If it hadn't been for Cotton Eye Joe)

Mama won't you take me home

(I'd been married a long time ago)

Woman I can't wait to make you mine, mine, mine

So mama won't you take me home

Pretty mama, I'm under your spell

You act like you don't but you know [bad word] well

That in a hartbeat mama I can take you home

Yeah

I'm on your knee, I can't deny

I should have played it cool but I make you hot

Oh maybe, I'll take you home

One smile,

Shines brighter than a star in the night

One look,

And I'm guessing you're tighter than tight

One love,

Is all I'm longing for so mama won't you take me home

We can have a little kiss, right now

Just to see how it feels, my love

So mama, won't you take me home

One smile,

Shines brighter than a star in the night

One look,

And I'm guessing you're tighter than tight

One love,

Is all I'm longing for so mama won't you take me home

We can have a little kiss, right now

Just to see how it feels, my love

So mama, won't you take me home